Monday, April 7, 2008

Kaidence's BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!

Saturday, April 12th
12:00pm


38129 n Carolina ave
Queen Creek, AZ 85240
Andy- (623)205-1602
Kaidence is three!!!


Petting zoo
6 foot sub
trampoline
mini-bounce house
Wii Games
What else could a kid want?!?!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

7 Weird things

I've been tagged, Thanks, Deanna! It's actually kinda hard to think of interesting things about one's self.



Rules:

1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.

2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.

3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.

4. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.



1. I don't follow rules so nevermind #'s 1, 3 &4

2. I love cherries, but hate cherry flavored things.

3. I hate mangos, but love mango flavored things.

4. I still wear shoes that I got when I was 15 or 16 & Becky hates them.

5. I love going fishing with my wife & daughter even though they're bad luck. (3 trips, 0 fish).

6. I know all of the words to the "Log" song that played on a commercial that Ren & Stimpy were watching during their cartoon. Now that's random.

7. I was kicked out of my first college for partying too much. Look at me now... family, kid, pregnant wife... I wouldn't have it any other way!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Ah... the morning poop

This morning I used the handicapped stall in our office. I usually don't, but I was kinda tired and I like to use that little bar to rest my head and maybe catch a few z's on the toilet while I'm in there... Anyway, I had fallen asleep in the stall again, like I usually do, and I woke up and realized that I'd been in the stall a good half hour. So, I broke the dried poo off of my balloon knot, pulled my pants up, yawned and stretched and walked out of the stall. Still wiping a little sleep from my power nap. I walked into something that nobody wants to walk into after pulling a stunt like I did...

JERRY.

Jerry is our resident guy in a wheelchair! It seems he had been waiting to use the shitter for close to a half hour (I was asleep, so I didn't hear him come in). He was staring daggers at me, then he looks at me and says, "I bet you wish you got more sleep last night, eh?" So, I winked at him and said "I bet you wish you could walk, eh".

I was washing my hands as I heard him struggling out of his wheelchair to get on the toilet. I shut off the light on my way out... I couldn't resist.







Lighten up people, it's April Fools day.

Monday, March 17, 2008

My favorite holiday 3 times running...

Today makes thankful for green eyes, VW's that smell like fish & the second best kiss of my life... The best being what the first one led to.

-Andy

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

*/*/*/* Perfect Prom Fashion Show *\*\*\*


My little sister is going to be modeling in the Macy's & 17 Magazine Prom Fashion Show this Saturday (She's the one one the left if ya didnt know!). It's going to be in 17 Magazine & they are giving away a lot of free gifts at the show too.


If you know anyone who is going to Prom... If they buy a Prom dress that day, they'll get an exclusive "17" gift bag with a bunch of goodies in it!


Seating starts at 1:30 & the Runway Show is at 2pm.


Michelle is too pretty for her own good & has always wanted to break into modeling. I'm really proud of her!



-Andy

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

This bugs Becky...

I absolutely love where I'm from, but there are good & bad things about everywhere. If anyone mentions Oregon, I can't shut up for about an hour. Becky hates it & has no idea why I love it so much. She got a little taste of the "west side" of Phoenix when I lived there & I love it there too... Here's a list of good & bad things depending on your point of view:

WEST SIDE (Why I'm kinda ghetto)
Everyone is much more laid back
No HOA's to deal with
You see a lot of really nice El Camino's (The mullet of the auto world)
If a front yard is nice it probably has a fountain or a shrine to the Virgin of Guadalupe in it
My friends would actually hang out
Police only break up parties if "shots are fired"
No one makes fun of me if I order a PBR in a can. (Rogue West)
Everyone is really good at Golden Tee Live
You start saying "Whey" instead of "Dude"
There are a ton of VW's & VW people
You can't walk around wearing blue, red, brown, purple, white, gray or tan
Everyone from the west side is family

EUGENE, OREGON (Why I'm kinda... I don't know how to describe it)
I think it's the last town in America still producing real Hippies
The air smells sweet
It's the best college town ever (Everything is Green & Yellow)
You walk everywhere
It rains 2/3 of the year
people sleeping in the grass on the side of the road aren't necessaraly homeless
There are tons of book stores & thrift stores
Everything is organic (read hippies)
You can walk around the Saturday market with bare-feet
fuschias & sugar magnolias grow wild
There are spiders the size of small dogs

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Barney Stinson


Just added a new friend to our list of blogs... Shannon, you should already know. Here's my favorite blog of his so far (Something I hold dear to my heart)