Sunday, June 15, 2008

Crazy rantings... & a few raves

Just thought I'd let ya into my dome piece, here's what's going thru my mind in no particular order...

1. If you're a greeter at Walmart, F'ing say hi. Don't just slump over your podium of minimum wage. Can anyone say "easiest job ever". Two letters, that's all I'm asking for.

2. So, after shaving a dreadlock-mohawk into Sprocket... Doesn't he kinda look like that weird dog-dragon thing from the Never Ending Story?

3. People who walk down the middle of the parking lot aisle when there are cars behind them piss me off. Even more when they're not holding their kids hands.
*Note to self: Install Brush Gaurd on front bumper.

4. Is there a better meal than Pizza Rolls & Chocolate Milk? I submit that there is not.

5. I love my wife for letting me be the father of our children.

6. T-minus 12 days until I'll be in the middle of the ocean!