This should teach her...

Andy here. Becky told me that I have to blog every other day & I'm not too keen on it.

Last night was fun, I played guitar for Ro & Kiki (how many uncles do you have that will play Akon & a punk version of ching chang walla walla bing bang in the same sitting?)

Since she's making me blog, I thought I'd try to change her mind on the subject...

My blog:
I love pringles, but I always debate eating them because they are so fatty. They have fat free one's now! I picked up a tube of em & started munching at about 8am this morning. I'm reading the ingredients & one of the primary ingredients is something called "olean". How come nobody told me about this stuff, huh?

So today, while I'm standing in my office debating whether or not to do some actual work I get the urge to fart. I'm alone in the office, so sweet. I let the honk loose and it's wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, & I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just pooped myself. But this evil olean makes pooping your self sound almost like a regular fart, & had I not been particularly attentive, this "grease bomb" could have easily have gone unnoticed.

Ok, that didn't happen. I just don't know what you're supposed to blog about & I was told that I had to do it today. Let's see if she makes me do this again ;o)