I have been asked several times as I am sure many new moms are....Does the new baby look like the first baby? So I decided I would put a post up to let the public decide! Kaidence is in the car seat and is about a month older than Kennedee.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Who makes the best adult diapers?
Depends, Attends... Are they really like Diapers or are they like pullups? I digress...
I am old. It's cool, whatever. At least I'm not like 1/2 of the people in this room who are too ugly to even be in a soap opera. (extra points if you know that quote).
When I was a kid I used to go to concerts all of the time... like every night. The owner of the Marquee Theater has given me 2 tickets to any show this year. This is what got me feeling old originally. I took a look at their schedule to find a concert.
5 out of 7 concerts are out because if I don't get to bed before 9:00 on weekdays I'm cranky.
1/2 of the bands- I have absolutely no idea who they are
Metal- Too loud for me
Techno- Seriously? Shouldnt this be in a warehouse somewhere downtown
The only punk band playing is made up of 17 year olds- Sorry, just can't do it.
Rap- Seriously, I'd look like someone took their dad.
So, there's my dilemma. This also got me thinking about the things that are exciting to me right now... Which set my "being old" in carbonite. I'm so old, my wife doesn't even get that reference.
What's exciting in my life right now (besides my 3 beautiful girls):
1. I lost 2.5 lbs by eating performance enhancing nachos
2. We planted a garden! (pictured below)
3. My favorite lake is being stocked with trout next week!
4. I am fully stocked on those "regularity" yogurts
5. I found a freaking hilarious halloween costume
6. I hit my thumb with a hammer last night & now it's purple
Seriously dude. Seriously.
So, to help anyone who might read this also feel old I've included the following quotes. Every quote that you know means you are 1 year closer to adult diapers:
1. I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
2. Relax, would you? We have fifty dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
3. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
4. You shot the invisible swordsman!
I am old. It's cool, whatever. At least I'm not like 1/2 of the people in this room who are too ugly to even be in a soap opera. (extra points if you know that quote).
When I was a kid I used to go to concerts all of the time... like every night. The owner of the Marquee Theater has given me 2 tickets to any show this year. This is what got me feeling old originally. I took a look at their schedule to find a concert.
5 out of 7 concerts are out because if I don't get to bed before 9:00 on weekdays I'm cranky.
1/2 of the bands- I have absolutely no idea who they are
Metal- Too loud for me
Techno- Seriously? Shouldnt this be in a warehouse somewhere downtown
The only punk band playing is made up of 17 year olds- Sorry, just can't do it.
Rap- Seriously, I'd look like someone took their dad.
So, there's my dilemma. This also got me thinking about the things that are exciting to me right now... Which set my "being old" in carbonite. I'm so old, my wife doesn't even get that reference.
What's exciting in my life right now (besides my 3 beautiful girls):
1. I lost 2.5 lbs by eating performance enhancing nachos
2. We planted a garden! (pictured below)
3. My favorite lake is being stocked with trout next week!
4. I am fully stocked on those "regularity" yogurts
5. I found a freaking hilarious halloween costume
6. I hit my thumb with a hammer last night & now it's purple
Seriously dude. Seriously.
So, to help anyone who might read this also feel old I've included the following quotes. Every quote that you know means you are 1 year closer to adult diapers:
1. I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
2. Relax, would you? We have fifty dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
3. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
4. You shot the invisible swordsman!
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