This morning I used the handicapped stall in our office. I usually don't, but I was kinda tired and I like to use that little bar to rest my head and maybe catch a few z's on the toilet while I'm in there... Anyway, I had fallen asleep in the stall again, like I usually do, and I woke up and realized that I'd been in the stall a good half hour. So, I broke the dried poo off of my balloon knot, pulled my pants up, yawned and stretched and walked out of the stall. Still wiping a little sleep from my power nap. I walked into something that nobody wants to walk into after pulling a stunt like I did...
JERRY.
Jerry is our resident guy in a wheelchair! It seems he had been waiting to use the shitter for close to a half hour (I was asleep, so I didn't hear him come in). He was staring daggers at me, then he looks at me and says, "I bet you wish you got more sleep last night, eh?" So, I winked at him and said "I bet you wish you could walk, eh".
I was washing my hands as I heard him struggling out of his wheelchair to get on the toilet. I shut off the light on my way out... I couldn't resist.
Lighten up people, it's April Fools day.
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Nice.....I needed that laugh. We still can't find Esse.
ROTFL....oooop's I think I just pooped myself!
Thanks for helping with my basket today! You rock. So....when do you want to learn how to can your jam? If you want, I can show you how to do it, but time wise if you want me to do it for you all you need to buy is the jars (wal-mart or Frys) and they come with the lids and seals, sure-jell (Walmart or Frys) and sugar.
You've been tagged. Check my blog for details, sucka.
okay THAT was hilarious. I sucked in all my breath and said...ANDY! then I saw the april fools thing. priceless.
this should be on the office.
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