Who makes the best adult diapers?

Depends, Attends... Are they really like Diapers or are they like pullups? I digress...

I am old. It's cool, whatever. At least I'm not like 1/2 of the people in this room who are too ugly to even be in a soap opera. (extra points if you know that quote).

When I was a kid I used to go to concerts all of the time... like every night. The owner of the Marquee Theater has given me 2 tickets to any show this year. This is what got me feeling old originally. I took a look at their schedule to find a concert.

5 out of 7 concerts are out because if I don't get to bed before 9:00 on weekdays I'm cranky.
1/2 of the bands- I have absolutely no idea who they are
Metal- Too loud for me
Techno- Seriously? Shouldnt this be in a warehouse somewhere downtown
The only punk band playing is made up of 17 year olds- Sorry, just can't do it.
Rap- Seriously, I'd look like someone took their dad.

So, there's my dilemma. This also got me thinking about the things that are exciting to me right now... Which set my "being old" in carbonite. I'm so old, my wife doesn't even get that reference.
What's exciting in my life right now (besides my 3 beautiful girls):

1. I lost 2.5 lbs by eating performance enhancing nachos
2. We planted a garden! (pictured below)
3. My favorite lake is being stocked with trout next week!
4. I am fully stocked on those "regularity" yogurts
5. I found a freaking hilarious halloween costume
6. I hit my thumb with a hammer last night & now it's purple

Seriously dude. Seriously.

So, to help anyone who might read this also feel old I've included the following quotes. Every quote that you know means you are 1 year closer to adult diapers:

1. I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
2. Relax, would you? We have fifty dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
3. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
4. You shot the invisible swordsman!

Our Girls

I don't mean to brag but we have some damn cute kids!! Kennedee is 3 weeks old in these pictures.

Allow me to introduce...

Kennedee Lynn Alvarado!!!

The newest edition to our family was born on Sept 3rd at 5:12pm. She weighed 6lb 13oz & was 20 inches long. I was, and still am, extremely proud of my wife for how well she did. I'm also more thankful than I can possibly express for Kennedee, she is truly a blessing in our lives.

I have a new found level of respect & admiration for my wife, I'll be honest... I lost it when I heard my daughter's first cry. She is a beautiful child... Thank goodness she has Becky's looks ;o)

When we let Kaidence into the room she was so excited. She is a fantastic big sister, she helps out with everything that we ask (except diapers. She says "that's gross dad"). She does really great with holding her & she's very proud of her little sister.

Kennedee doesn't really cry, she's been just perfect. Our friends & family have also been a big help while Becky recovers & I try to nap ;o)

1st Annual Fathers Day Fishing Trip

My wife was nice enough to let me go on a Deep Sea fishing trip with my brother, brother-in-law & a few friends last weekend! The "Mancation" as it became known as was a blast! Becky was getting REALLY tired of me looking at the fishing reports every day & arguing with my friend Shane over which boat to take, tackle to use, etc... We left Queen Creek at around 7pm on Thursday, picked up Shane from a Truck Stop in the West Valley & we were on our way! We made record time. When you don't drive with kids or wives, there are apparently no bathroom breaks. The only stop that we made on the way was at Walmart so we could get our licenses. We arrived at our hotel at around 1:30-2:00am, after wading past a sea of beer cans & chinese food (My brother & his buddy got there at 7) we went to sleep. Our alarm went off 2 hours later & we were off to the Marina! The boat had roughly 50 fisherman & about 20 bunks to sleep in during the 2-3 hour ride to where we were fishing. I was good... until my brother started yacking off of the side of the boat. I Quickly grabbed a bunk & got mast my queezy stomache. The fishing was a little slow, but we all ended up catching something. The catch consisted of Perch, Bonito, Mackeral, Sheepshead & Whitefish. When we got back, I fried up some fish tacos. The next day, we went to check out Balboa Pier at Seal Beach. a few milkshakes later & we were on the road again! On our way home, we stopped to fish at the Colorado river until dark. Only one Blue gill there... Who caught it you ask? Me baby. Me. Next year we hope to do it again, but this time with more people. It was a blast!

A few of our future tacos.

Jesse "Pocahontas" Sinclair

Dolphins!!!

Just before sunrise on a fishing charter... Nothing better.

My broter & I off of Catalina Island

4am. enough said.

Crazy rantings... & a few raves

Just thought I'd let ya into my dome piece, here's what's going thru my mind in no particular order...

1. If you're a greeter at Walmart, F'ing say hi. Don't just slump over your podium of minimum wage. Can anyone say "easiest job ever". Two letters, that's all I'm asking for.

2. So, after shaving a dreadlock-mohawk into Sprocket... Doesn't he kinda look like that weird dog-dragon thing from the Never Ending Story?

3. People who walk down the middle of the parking lot aisle when there are cars behind them piss me off. Even more when they're not holding their kids hands.
*Note to self: Install Brush Gaurd on front bumper.

4. Is there a better meal than Pizza Rolls & Chocolate Milk? I submit that there is not.

5. I love my wife for letting me be the father of our children.

6. T-minus 12 days until I'll be in the middle of the ocean!

The Vice President

How did I get to 28 years old without knowing where the Vice President lives? Learned it today!

BTW, Congratulations to Barak Obama for gaining enough delegates to be the Democratic Nominee. He's going to make a fantastic president.

Macayo's for lunch

Esurance bought lunch for the whole office again today!

Mmmmmm... I LOVE Macayo's mini chimis!!!

Only one problem with the whole office eating Mexican Food. All of the guys share one bathroom.

A guy in there let one rip & it sounded EXACTLY like when Donald Duck gets mad & yells at Huey, Dewey & Louie. It was hilarious. Guess you had to be there, but it's probably better that you weren't.