The Fast & The Furriest!!!

Meet Sprocket Wembley Alvarado... aka "The Rocket"

It is almost time for the most entertaining event of the year... The 2008 Wienernationals!!!
The event is set for May 17th and Queen Creek's ugliest wiener dog is a contender to race this year, but he can only do it with your help!

Have fun, watch the little guys create some big laughs, and raise money for Arizona Adopt A Greyhound too!

How does Sproket get picked to race?
The top 20 fundraisers will automatically be entered in the qualifying heats. The 12 additional spots will be filled by a few Wienerschnitzel stored sponsored entries and a Wild Card Drawing. So the more we raise, the better his chances of competing!

You can get details & donate here (Donations ONLY accepted until May 1):
http://www.arizonaadoptagreyhound.org/wiener2008.php

Please help out, Sprocket has trained very hard for this & honestly I'm getting a little sick of him playing the theme to Rocky over & over when he's on his treadmill. If you've never had the opportunity to meet the little guy, here's some info that I copied off of his myspace page:

"Oh, I didn't hear you come in... I was just sculpting my guns for my upcoming race. I don't know if you heard me but I did over a thousand. My name is Sprocket. I'm a miniature, wire haired dachsund . I like digging tunnels, rolling in mud & long walks on the beach... oh yeah, & pooping. I love pooping."

If Sprocket gets to race, I will make "Team Sprocket" t-shirts for everyone who donated $10 or more. You might even have the option of adding a clever "wiener" related slogan to the shirt.

Kaidence's BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!

Saturday, April 12th

12:00pm

38129 n Carolina ave

Queen Creek, AZ 85240

Andy- (623)205-1602

Kaidence is three!!!

Petting zoo

6 foot sub

trampoline

mini-bounce house

Wii Games

What else could a kid want?!?!

7 Weird things

I've been tagged, Thanks, Deanna! It's actually kinda hard to think of interesting things about one's self.



Rules:

1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.

2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.

3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.

4. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.



1. I don't follow rules so nevermind #'s 1, 3 &4

2. I love cherries, but hate cherry flavored things.

3. I hate mangos, but love mango flavored things.

4. I still wear shoes that I got when I was 15 or 16 & Becky hates them.

5. I love going fishing with my wife & daughter even though they're bad luck. (3 trips, 0 fish).

6. I know all of the words to the "Log" song that played on a commercial that Ren & Stimpy were watching during their cartoon. Now that's random.

7. I was kicked out of my first college for partying too much. Look at me now... family, kid, pregnant wife... I wouldn't have it any other way!

Ah... the morning poop

This morning I used the handicapped stall in our office. I usually don't, but I was kinda tired and I like to use that little bar to rest my head and maybe catch a few z's on the toilet while I'm in there... Anyway, I had fallen asleep in the stall again, like I usually do, and I woke up and realized that I'd been in the stall a good half hour. So, I broke the dried poo off of my balloon knot, pulled my pants up, yawned and stretched and walked out of the stall. Still wiping a little sleep from my power nap. I walked into something that nobody wants to walk into after pulling a stunt like I did...

JERRY.

Jerry is our resident guy in a wheelchair! It seems he had been waiting to use the shitter for close to a half hour (I was asleep, so I didn't hear him come in). He was staring daggers at me, then he looks at me and says, "I bet you wish you got more sleep last night, eh?" So, I winked at him and said "I bet you wish you could walk, eh".

I was washing my hands as I heard him struggling out of his wheelchair to get on the toilet. I shut off the light on my way out... I couldn't resist.







Lighten up people, it's April Fools day.

My favorite holiday 3 times running...

Today makes thankful for green eyes, VW's that smell like fish & the second best kiss of my life... The best being what the first one led to.

-Andy

*/*/*/* Perfect Prom Fashion Show *\*\*\*

My little sister is going to be modeling in the Macy's & 17 Magazine Prom Fashion Show this Saturday (She's the one one the left if ya didnt know!). It's going to be in 17 Magazine & they are giving away a lot of free gifts at the show too.

If you know anyone who is going to Prom... If they buy a Prom dress that day, they'll get an exclusive "17" gift bag with a bunch of goodies in it!

Seating starts at 1:30 & the Runway Show is at 2pm.

Michelle is too pretty for her own good & has always wanted to break into modeling. I'm really proud of her!

http://www.seventeen.com/check-it-out/

-Andy

This bugs Becky...

I absolutely love where I'm from, but there are good & bad things about everywhere. If anyone mentions Oregon, I can't shut up for about an hour. Becky hates it & has no idea why I love it so much. She got a little taste of the "west side" of Phoenix when I lived there & I love it there too... Here's a list of good & bad things depending on your point of view:

WEST SIDE (Why I'm kinda ghetto)
Everyone is much more laid back
No HOA's to deal with
You see a lot of really nice El Camino's (The mullet of the auto world)
If a front yard is nice it probably has a fountain or a shrine to the Virgin of Guadalupe in it
My friends would actually hang out
Police only break up parties if "shots are fired"
No one makes fun of me if I order a PBR in a can. (Rogue West)
Everyone is really good at Golden Tee Live
You start saying "Whey" instead of "Dude"
There are a ton of VW's & VW people
You can't walk around wearing blue, red, brown, purple, white, gray or tan
Everyone from the west side is family

EUGENE, OREGON (Why I'm kinda... I don't know how to describe it)
I think it's the last town in America still producing real Hippies
The air smells sweet
It's the best college town ever (Everything is Green & Yellow)
You walk everywhere
It rains 2/3 of the year
people sleeping in the grass on the side of the road aren't necessaraly homeless
There are tons of book stores & thrift stores
Everything is organic (read hippies)
You can walk around the Saturday market with bare-feet
fuschias & sugar magnolias grow wild
There are spiders the size of small dogs