I got yelled at...

I'm doing this blog Tarantino style, starting at the end & working back... & then I'll tell the story of how it happened.

Becky: "YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT, BUT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER TO TAKE OUT THE *%#!&* TRASH!?!?!?!?!"

Andy: "Once... when it came out"

Becky: "Haha, How many times have you seen this movie?"

Andy: "Topo Gigio!"

So, we were watching "The Santa Clause" & there's a part in the movie where Santa's being interrogated by the cops & he's asked to say his name... I say, enthusiastically, "Topo Gigio" which happens to be the next thing that Tim Allen is about to say.

Maybe it was only funny to me.

I'm the most forgetful person in the world, it's embarrasing sometimes. I feel that I'm a lot like my dog. I've showed him how to sit hundreds of times but to this day, if I say "sit" he just poops on the floor.

Wait, do I have a lisp & no one has ever told me?

Sorry to put you all through that dorkyness but I only have 2 more days at this job & I've ran out of things to do...

-Andy

I'm telling this story before Becky does!

I know that she'll make fun of me anyway, so here goes:

We were on our way to the Dane Cook show last night & we were complaining about the dogs. I mentioned that Sprocket ate two of my pairs of flip flops. She looked down & said "aren't you wearing flip flops?"... I indeed was.

I said back to her "at least he didn't eat both left feet or both right feet of the two pairs. He was courteous to eat a left & right so I could mix the left-overs together". She started laughing at me & was even about to call her mom to tell her how much of a dork I am.

Both pairs were black & pretty close in style, so why not! Who's staring at my feet anyway? Any foot starer has bigger problems than my mis-matched flip flops.

word.

Christmas Party!!!!!!!!!

Hi everyone, Andy here! We've decided to have a Christmas Party! Here are the details:

December 29th at our home. Please call one of us if you need directions. We'll have food, snacks, etc so come hungry! We're also going to do a "White Elephant" gift exchange. Please bring a wrapped gift to join in the fun! The limit for the gifts is $15.

Since those of us with Kids don't get many "Adult Only" nights, please find a sitter because this is a grown up gathering!

I'll be honest with you, this party is kind of an excuse for me to order the UFC fight so be prepared for that to be on in the background later in the evening. Matt Hughes is in the main event & my favorite fighter, Chuck Liddell, is on the undercard! I'm so excited!!!
Please let us know if you can attend, we really hope that everyone can come over!

A Few Random Pics...more to come!

Socially Inept

Andy here- Just thought I'd share because I tend to do this a lot...

I usually take a break 30 minutes before my shift ends & walk around Fry's. Most people kill the last 30 minutes by taking a poop, I shop for dinner. I had talked to my mom & she reminded me about potato soup & I've never made it for Bec & Kiki. I'm walking around Fry's & realize that I'm singing along to their radio out loud... Not a huge deal except it was half way through Mmmm Bop. Needless to say I was a little embarrassed, until I noticed the people around me.
1. Guy wearing a log sleeved dress shirt & basketball shorts
2. Lady who was still in pajamas at 4:30 in the afternoon (with JBF hair)
3. Emo kid with bangs gelled covering half of his face & pants that leave nothing to the imagination.

I may be singing along to Hansen, but at least I'm good looking... I mean really really good looking. I'm making a big pot of soup tonight if anyone wants to stop by to see how good I look.

btw, there seems to be a shortage of Nutella in the QC Fry's. Apparently these rolls are sweeping the country, one Perkins at a time...

Just the boys...

There will be more to come! It's just taking me forever to put them all together.

Best day of my life...

Here is a sample of the 700+ pictures from our wedding!